The Daily Chill : Day 1

Space Day 1: The Calm


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Space Day 1 was marked by the sudden appearence of a number of new races to our fine sector of space which threatens to plunge the entire sector into a state of war and bloodshed. Already, prime time Space TV newscasters are getting ready to film the carnage for our collective viewing pleasure. Truly, it is a bright time for the galaxy.

The Vexwrath, Jerrys, Val'Caren, Formoculus and Oolsers all broadcast formal declarations to the galaxy at large, introducing themselves in various shades of peaceful banter.

Day 1 featured the rapid expansion of both the newcomers to the galaxy, as well as the existing space nations. As each great Space Nation prepares for war they find themselves rapidly claiming all nearby stars for their own uses in the conflict to come.

Initially the centrally located Yarr looked to be the leaders of the galaxy, quickly lopping up planet after planet in their rapid expansion. This expansion led to the Zaniah Incident between the Jerrys and the Yarr. With nowhere left to expand to, it was not the Yarr but the Vexwrath that claimed the most territory by the end of the day. Local residents of Vexwrath stars have claimed that life has become "Intolerable, Hellish, and a constant struggle to survive the roving bands of entrail-devouring robot spiders" But official state media of the Vexwrath paints a much brighter picture, featuring rainbow backed state playgrounds and free access to Vexwrath Friendship Centers.

ADDENDUM: In the final moments of Space Day 1, The terrorist group Sarlocorp unleashed their prototype Sarloian Nanobot Swarm on the Empire of Zluk. Media access has been cut off from the Empire, but it is rumored that the entire population have turned into mindless robot thralls.

Noteable Events

 * The Admission of Love
 * The Declaration of Declaring
 * The First Papal Announcement
 * The Formoculus Introduction
 * The Amnesia of the Ools
 * The Zaniah Incident
 * The First Sarlobot Takeover